FAQ

Why don't you listen to me?

Who do you think you are?

Are you really an asshole, or do you just play one in real life?

Why don't you take an interest?  After all, they're your children, too.

Where's my money?

What's with the mustache, dude?

If God exists, is he proud of himself?

If Moe was the 'smart' Stooge, what possible hope was there for Shemp?  (At least Curly had mental problems and Larry had a decent head of hair.)

Note: The first five questions are from women.

I really hope this was helpful.